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13 Sexual Fantasies I Just Don't Understand or just plain SICK!!!
I'll admit it: I've viewed pornography online. Has anyone else? What???no COMPUTERS? Oh, I see, I'm single-handedly keeping the billion dollar pornography industry afloat. You bunch of worthless liars lolllll ... It's human nature to be CURIOUS about what goes on in the bedrooms of others and wonder what someone else looks like disrobed. Call me a PIG, HORNODG, PERVERT... whatever you wish. The curiosity factor, as much as any hints of eroticism, leads many of us to point-and-click to these taboo webpages and see what we may find. And after flipping through a few of these sites, you know what I've learned? I'm pretty NORMAL. My sexual fantasies are relatively simplistic: I like for a man to take off his clothes, and have sex with me. Nothing strange, no midgets, nipple-clamps, or leather whips. And thank God for my vanilla tastes; it's challenging enough to find someone who's normal nowadays ... But the INTERNET has publicized all sorts of STRANGE sexual turn-ons ... and the fact that these pictures are so widely distributed indicates that these sexual fantasies aren't as uncommon as we might think. Some of the fantasies I sort of understand. Things like uniforms, the idea of a sailor or policeman removing his outfit and giving the camera a come-hither; pout is sexy. A breast fetish makes some sense; after all, if breasts weren't linked to attractiveness, women wouldn't spend thousands of dollars on IMPLANTS!!!. But others fantasies are completely over my head. Here are a few of 'em that that simply DEFY THE EARTHLY OF MY COMPREHENSION:
Urination: What's the big deal about urine? Why is this a turn-on? Some of these webpages show a girl peeing in the toilet or in the backyard, and some take it further, with groups of people peeing on each other CONCLUSION: VERY VERY WRONG AND SICK OUT OF SICK!!!
Older Women: I'm not talking about slightly-older women who are in their late 30s and early 40s. I'm talking about webpages devoted to grannies in their 60s and 70s. Why would anyone wanna look at someone's wrinkled Great Aunt Thelma strapping on a dildo? That's not sexy. In fact, it might make men's penises grow feet and run in the opposite direction HAHAHA!!!
Body Hair: What a girl does with her pubic hair is up to her; some shave completely bald, others leave a mohawk instead. But some women, apparently, don't do any hedging around the edges ... and proudly display their pubic-jungle online. Some take it even further and flaunt their hairy legs and pits. To me, part of a woman's appeal is her femininity, agree? the fact that women are supposed to be soft, small, and relatively hair-free. Why would you want to screw someone who looks like Chewbacca? If you're into girls with loads of body hair, I've got bad news for you: You're probably GAY. Go over to the other side and take the female GORILLAS with you.
Feet Fetishes: Some body-part related fetishes I sort of understand. Breasts are cool, and the penis is interesting, but why feet? Feet aren't even remotely affiliated with the sexual process. Why not elbows or forearms? Feet are just ... feet.
Shemales: They are so sneaky and decieving towards men. I mean, here you are guys, minding your own business, surfing the 'net and viewing some porn when you see a good-looking babe wearing a sexy evening gown ... the pictures start slowly popping up on your screen, showing her in various stages of undressing, you get towards the end and she pulls down her panties ... and AAAAHHHRRGH!!;She has a penis! And you get so disgusted with yourself for initially getting turned-on that you quickly unplug your computer and rinse your eyes out with boiling water and industrial SOAP. This is just SICKENNING. Poor poor men LOL.....
Midgets: If a girl was simply short this wouldn't be a big deal, but a lot of these midgets have arms and legs dis-proportionate to their bodies. I dunno ... I'm more medically interested in what a naked midget looks like than actually turned-on. Plus, I'm sort of SCARED of midgets (plz no offense there).
Fat Girls/Guys: Hey, I'm not a chauvinist pig. If a guy is carrying around a little extra luggage in his trunk, it's not necessarily a deal-breaker. If a guy gains a little extra weight, that's not so terrible. But if he/she is so big that they actually have they're own gravitation field, than we have a (sizable) problem. A 300 pound heifer naked on a beach towel isn't pretty. And it's grossly unfair to the beach towel.
Weird Insertions: For the record, I'm not against the use of toys in pornography. In fact, I'm sure that many men would agree that some of the hottest photos are of girls playing with vibrators as they roll around the floor, moaning in pure ecstasy. Well, thats from a girls point of view anyways. I'm not talking about this. I'm talking about a girl ramming a toaster oven up her twat. That AIN'T sexy.
Beastiality: To me, the only interesting aspect to beastiality is that someone and anyone & who lives on this planet is willing to be photographed fcuking a herd of goats. That's an interesting recreational expression ... but it's not erotic. Although, it probably does wonders for the goat's self-esteem lollll ...
Excessive Bondage: Hey, a little role-playing or good-natured spanking is okay with me in PORN that is not in real life. Tying a man's arms to the bed posts while you do can be sexy again in PORN. But some of these webpages take the bondage to an uncomfortable extreme ... I'm talkin' about beating the girl with a shovel as she's blindfolded, gagged, and stuffed into a birdcage. That's just not nice, i mean just plain dunno what to say just....forget it!
Women Dominating Men: I guess some dudes have an inferiority complex of some kind, 'cause apparently, many guys are turned on by images of a girl kicking the *beep* out of a naked man. I've got a few problems with this. First of all, the guy is naked and that's not men are looking for in terms of erotica. If they actually wanted to see a naked guy, than they would take they're clothes off and stand in front of a mirror. Second of all, it's the role of the guy to be the dominator not the dominatee. What could be more emasculating that some sick bitch (yep i know my language my language)forcing a dude to wear a diaper as she bashes his head in with a cinder block?
Cartoons: What am I, in preschool? Cartoons? Most of the 'toon-erotica seems to be from Japan, with images of scantily-clad cartoon babes in strange sci-fi settings. I dunno ... It's what you do when the computer's broken, you can't find any of your magazines, and Wilma Flintstone is wearing a bathing suit, splashing around with Betty Rubble. But show a little patience, for God's sake, and find a picture of a REAL girl. Are u with me?
Pregnancy: Women come in all shapes and sizes. There's no shortage of feminine beauty to choose from. Some guys like blondes, others brunettes. Some like the slender, athletic build, others prefer voluptuous curves. Some dig tight-bodied Latinos, others the more innocent face of Asians. But what sort of sick FREAK thinks, Gee, you know what would really turn me on? A woman with a horribly distended belly who has a kid in her stomach! Yeah! That would be hot! Hey, here's a philosophical question for all you Pro-Lifers: Isnt a pregnant woman technically a menage-a-trois?
Fantasies are just fantasies; they don't mean anything in and of themselves. Just remember that it's fine maybe to be kinky but it's NOT fine to be a pervert. And how can you tell the difference? According to the classic definition, kinky is using a feather in bed... Perverted is using the whole chicken....hahaha