LESSONS

LESSONS
I've learned that no matter how much I care some ppl just don't care back

I've learned that u cant make some1 love u

I've learned that its not that u have in ur life but WHO u have in ur life that counts

I've learned that lies really don't get u nowhere good they always come out

I've learned that ppl u expect to kick u down actually helps u to get back up

I've learned that maturity has more to do with ur experiences and what u had to go through and learn from them and less do to with how many birthdays u've celebrated

I've learned that 2 ppl can look at the exact same thing and see 2 totally different things
[ Ajouter un commentaire ] [ Aucun commentaire ]

# Posté le dimanche 17 avril 2005 20:34

Modifié le dimanche 17 avril 2005 20:55

Island flavor (very simple, fast ,easy and very DELICIEUX)...Bonne Appetit!

Island flavor (very simple, fast ,easy and very DELICIEUX)...Bonne Appetit!
Pour 2 personnes
Préparation : 45 minutes
Cuisson : 15 minutes

Ingrédients

- 1 langouste (400 g environ)
- 15 cl de crème fraîche
- 30 g de fromage râpé
- 60 g de farine
- 1 oignon pays
- 25 cl de vin blanc
- 2 gousses d'ail
- 30 g de beurre

Après avoir pochée la langouste, coupez la en deux. Retirez la chair de la queue et conservez les carapaces.

Coupez la chair en dés que vous faites revenir dans une poêle avec le beurre. Une fois que la langouste est légèrement colorée, ajoutez l'oignon pays et l'ail finement hachés.

Saupoudrez de farine et déglacez au vin blanc. Ajoutez la crème fraîche. Laissez étuver 3 à 4 minutes à feu doux.

Hors du feu, ajoutez le fromage râpé. Garnissez les carapaces de langouste avec la préparation. Saupoudrez du reste de fromage râpé et faites gratiner avant de servir.

# Posté le dimanche 17 avril 2005 20:43

Modifié le dimanche 17 avril 2005 21:14

If i was a rich girl lalalalalalalala........

If i was a rich girl lalalalalalalala........
The tune sounds familiar lol gwen stefani and eve in if i was a rich girl lalalalalalalala.......i would have all the money in the world if i was a wealthy gurl!!!!

Money to pay my schoolyear
Money for my vacation (1 week this july)
Money so i dont have to work soo much anymore to pay those stuffs
Money so i dont have to be stressed thinking about how am i gonna pay those
Money to shop :)
Money for my phonebill
Money for my weekly viet food and daily bubble tea
Money for my next vacation next summer (2006)
Money for my next school year (2006)
Money for my dorm (next school year)
Money for food (hahaha its like the last on the list yet so "indispensable')
Money for my b-day next month (lol...)
Money to send to the everyone who needs it (ya keep dreamin')
Money for the poor
Money for the rich
Money for those who deeply need it
Money for those who dont
Money money money.....

Ahhhhhh i feel soo much better :-) Thanx for being my shrink today so....how much do i owe u doctor?
[ Ajouter un commentaire ] [ Aucun commentaire ]

# Posté le mercredi 27 avril 2005 04:06

Modifié le jeudi 30 juin 2005 05:14

10 THINGS GUYS LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN

10 THINGS GUYS LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN
This is partially taken from the exerpt of "sex and the city" according to Carrie Bradshaw aka "Sarah Jessica Parker"

1. She has a life of her own and it's good to boot! Ladies, this means that you take care of yourself, pay attention to your personal style and find time to spend with your fabulous friends and family. In other words, you're not waiting for some man to show up so you can get your real life started.

· 2. She never makes the first move! Women should never persue and man. Instead wait for the man to initiate and plan dates. If the woman is always the one calling, she will never know if he is really interested in her or if it's just convient for him. She may find herself questioning the relationship every step of the way. Men simply aren't programmed to think that and therefore are better suited for the chase.

· 3. She is sexy without being trampy! This means something different at the beginning of the relationship that it does down the road. Women should refrain from making any comments that are overly sexual. When the relationship gets more serious, and presumably more intimate, sexual touch and P.D.A are more appropriate.

· 4. She waits to have sex! When women have sex, they release a horomone called oxytocin *also referred to as the cuddle horomone* If women do the deed to soon, they might take too much for a relationship that barely ever existed outside of the bedroom. Sleep with him, and he'll bolt.

· 5. She does little things to show she cares! No you don't have to turn into Martha Stewart. The bottom line is that you should want to fo the little things that let him know you care and you are paying attention to his individual needs. And he should do the same for you.

· 6. She should be her man's best wingman hmmm no lol wing woman! Help him look good infront of the boss, laugh at his jokes and help him shine when it is important. Of course, once again, he should do the same for you.

· 7. She never turns on the pressure! This one is important. Men have a distinct aversion to any sort of pressure. Therefore, women should avoiding calling or e-mailing him many times during the day dropping hints about the future.

· 8. She does not take any crap from anyone! A good woman never accepts bad behaviour. Guys respect women with whom they can't get away with anything. If he knows there's a penalty, like getting thrown to the curb for a serious violation like cheating, he'll respect you more, and he will be far less likely to do it.

· 9. A good woman always chooses a good man! That means that you should look for someone who is honest and dependable. He has to treat you right. If he says he is going to be somewhere, he is there. Chivalry is not dead, by the way. You should aso have compatible views on money. Even though they say opposites attract, savers should think twice before shacking up with wild spenders. Period.

· 10. She knows that love is the biggest part of the mating equation! Just how does a woman know that she has found that crazy-for-you, toe-curling relationship? Some women have an "a-ha" moment, while love simply sneaks up on the rest. I believe the feeling includes a unique sense of comfort and acceptance and the feeling that someone else's happiness is as important to you as your own.
[ Ajouter un commentaire ] [ Aucun commentaire ]

# Posté le dimanche 01 mai 2005 19:00

Modifié le dimanche 01 mai 2005 19:25

WARNING!!!

WARNING!!!
This article has an adult content and only intended for ppl OVER 18 but also might OFFEND any1 over that age so viewer discretion is ADVISED!!!!


13 Sexual Fantasies I Just Don't Understand or just plain SICK!!!

I'll admit it: I've viewed pornography online. Has anyone else? What???no COMPUTERS? Oh, I see, I'm single-handedly keeping the billion dollar pornography industry afloat. You bunch of worthless liars lolllll ... It's human nature to be CURIOUS about what goes on in the bedrooms of others and wonder what someone else looks like disrobed. Call me a PIG, HORNODG, PERVERT... whatever you wish. The curiosity factor, as much as any hints of eroticism, leads many of us to point-and-click to these taboo webpages and see what we may find. And after flipping through a few of these sites, you know what I've learned? I'm pretty NORMAL. My sexual fantasies are relatively simplistic: I like for a man to take off his clothes, and have sex with me. Nothing strange, no midgets, nipple-clamps, or leather whips. And thank God for my vanilla tastes; it's challenging enough to find someone who's normal nowadays ... But the INTERNET has publicized all sorts of STRANGE sexual turn-ons ... and the fact that these pictures are so widely distributed indicates that these sexual fantasies aren't as uncommon as we might think. Some of the fantasies I sort of understand. Things like uniforms, the idea of a sailor or policeman removing his outfit and giving the camera a come-hither; pout is sexy. A breast fetish makes some sense; after all, if breasts weren't linked to attractiveness, women wouldn't spend thousands of dollars on IMPLANTS!!!. But others fantasies are completely over my head. Here are a few of 'em that that simply DEFY THE EARTHLY OF MY COMPREHENSION:

Urination: What's the big deal about urine? Why is this a turn-on? Some of these webpages show a girl peeing in the toilet or in the backyard, and some take it further, with groups of people peeing on each other CONCLUSION: VERY VERY WRONG AND SICK OUT OF SICK!!!


Older Women: I'm not talking about slightly-older women who are in their late 30s and early 40s. I'm talking about webpages devoted to grannies in their 60s and 70s. Why would anyone wanna look at someone's wrinkled Great Aunt Thelma strapping on a dildo? That's not sexy. In fact, it might make men's penises grow feet and run in the opposite direction HAHAHA!!!


Body Hair: What a girl does with her pubic hair is up to her; some shave completely bald, others leave a mohawk instead. But some women, apparently, don't do any hedging around the edges ... and proudly display their pubic-jungle online. Some take it even further and flaunt their hairy legs and pits. To me, part of a woman's appeal is her femininity, agree? the fact that women are supposed to be soft, small, and relatively hair-free. Why would you want to screw someone who looks like Chewbacca? If you're into girls with loads of body hair, I've got bad news for you: You're probably GAY. Go over to the other side and take the female GORILLAS with you.


Feet Fetishes: Some body-part related fetishes I sort of understand. Breasts are cool, and the penis is interesting, but why feet? Feet aren't even remotely affiliated with the sexual process. Why not elbows or forearms? Feet are just ... feet.


Shemales: They are so sneaky and decieving towards men. I mean, here you are guys, minding your own business, surfing the 'net and viewing some porn when you see a good-looking babe wearing a sexy evening gown ... the pictures start slowly popping up on your screen, showing her in various stages of undressing, you get towards the end and she pulls down her panties ... and AAAAHHHRRGH!!;She has a penis! And you get so disgusted with yourself for initially getting turned-on that you quickly unplug your computer and rinse your eyes out with boiling water and industrial SOAP. This is just SICKENNING. Poor poor men LOL.....


Midgets: If a girl was simply short this wouldn't be a big deal, but a lot of these midgets have arms and legs dis-proportionate to their bodies. I dunno ... I'm more medically interested in what a naked midget looks like than actually turned-on. Plus, I'm sort of SCARED of midgets (plz no offense there).


Fat Girls/Guys: Hey, I'm not a chauvinist pig. If a guy is carrying around a little extra luggage in his trunk, it's not necessarily a deal-breaker. If a guy gains a little extra weight, that's not so terrible. But if he/she is so big that they actually have they're own gravitation field, than we have a (sizable) problem. A 300 pound heifer naked on a beach towel isn't pretty. And it's grossly unfair to the beach towel.


Weird Insertions: For the record, I'm not against the use of toys in pornography. In fact, I'm sure that many men would agree that some of the hottest photos are of girls playing with vibrators as they roll around the floor, moaning in pure ecstasy. Well, thats from a girls point of view anyways. I'm not talking about this. I'm talking about a girl ramming a toaster oven up her twat. That AIN'T sexy.

Beastiality: To me, the only interesting aspect to beastiality is that someone and anyone & who lives on this planet is willing to be photographed fcuking a herd of goats. That's an interesting recreational expression ... but it's not erotic. Although, it probably does wonders for the goat's self-esteem lollll ...


Excessive Bondage: Hey, a little role-playing or good-natured spanking is okay with me in PORN that is not in real life. Tying a man's arms to the bed posts while you do can be sexy again in PORN. But some of these webpages take the bondage to an uncomfortable extreme ... I'm talkin' about beating the girl with a shovel as she's blindfolded, gagged, and stuffed into a birdcage. That's just not nice, i mean just plain dunno what to say just....forget it!


Women Dominating Men: I guess some dudes have an inferiority complex of some kind, 'cause apparently, many guys are turned on by images of a girl kicking the *beep* out of a naked man. I've got a few problems with this. First of all, the guy is naked and that's not men are looking for in terms of erotica. If they actually wanted to see a naked guy, than they would take they're clothes off and stand in front of a mirror. Second of all, it's the role of the guy to be the dominator not the dominatee. What could be more emasculating that some sick bitch (yep i know my language my language)forcing a dude to wear a diaper as she bashes his head in with a cinder block?


Cartoons: What am I, in preschool? Cartoons? Most of the 'toon-erotica seems to be from Japan, with images of scantily-clad cartoon babes in strange sci-fi settings. I dunno ... It's what you do when the computer's broken, you can't find any of your magazines, and Wilma Flintstone is wearing a bathing suit, splashing around with Betty Rubble. But show a little patience, for God's sake, and find a picture of a REAL girl. Are u with me?


Pregnancy: Women come in all shapes and sizes. There's no shortage of feminine beauty to choose from. Some guys like blondes, others brunettes. Some like the slender, athletic build, others prefer voluptuous curves. Some dig tight-bodied Latinos, others the more innocent face of Asians. But what sort of sick FREAK thinks, Gee, you know what would really turn me on? A woman with a horribly distended belly who has a kid in her stomach! Yeah! That would be hot! Hey, here's a philosophical question for all you Pro-Lifers: Isnt a pregnant woman technically a menage-a-trois?



Fantasies are just fantasies; they don't mean anything in and of themselves. Just remember that it's fine maybe to be kinky but it's NOT fine to be a pervert. And how can you tell the difference? According to the classic definition, kinky is using a feather in bed... Perverted is using the whole chicken....hahaha

# Posté le dimanche 01 mai 2005 19:11